February 2011
“When I was a student at Cambridge I remember an anthropology professor holding...”
– Sandi Toksvig
(via lipstick-feminists) (via raeb)
“Don’t ever tell anybody anything. If you do, you start missing everybody.”
– The Catcher in the Rye (last page) By J.D. Salinger Published 1951 (via zeppelinchild)
callingmoon:
“Hold on to your vagina.” - Chelsea Van Bloom
I think it needs to be made clear that this and your “Just in case you wanted to know, Radiohead makes incredible sex music” post are related.
It’s only polite to warn you to brace yourself if I’m putting on “Climbing Up The Walls” and cranking up the volume. Otherwise you might orgasm yourself to...
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Conversation points
“The kraken in your bones!”
“Mrow?” “Mrow?” “Mrow.”
“This is such a good album.” “I had sex to this album…” “…Well done.”
“I need to add to my Chex Mix” “I’m updating my Celebration Mix.”
“Awww OMG adorbs! OMG adorbs!” “Sorry I’m...
How Tattoos Work →
Relevant: a friend interviewed me today for an article she’s writing about tattoos
Yesterday when I woke up, I wasn't in any shows...
youmakemydreams:
Now I’m in two.
I’m playing there stereotypical homo in a play by and loosely based on my graduating Theatre Education class called The House of Lady Cattingsworth.
And I was also asked to play the husband in The Yellow Wallpaper.
Let’s do this!
Yay! I’m playing a nun, an older lady, and a character that I don’t know the age of but I bet she’s at least...
Valium is my favorite color.
Quote of the night:
callingmoon:
Do I have to pee? No. Why am I standing up? -Chelsea Van Bloom
That is out of context! The context was “what your body thinks when you have to wake up at 4am”!
Book vending machine? →
If all snack vending machines were replaced with this, and all soda vending machines replaced by the coffee machines they have in Europe, I would be infinitely more happy.
Flavorwire » Idle Doodles by Famous Authors →
Ari and Theresa's Lullaby
To the tune of Brahm’s Lullaby (Lullaby and Goodnight)
Go to sleep, Go to sleep, This is your go to sleep song. If you go to sleep then you will be asleep. If you sleep, you’re asleep, then you will be asleep, If you sleep you’re asleep, you’re aslee-ee-ee-eep
January 2011
This is my 5,555th post
That is all
“Even if you think the flame has died, there’s at least one lyric that’ll hit...”
– John Mayer (via thingssheloves)
A&P by John Updike →
“I really think that everyone should have watercolors, magnetic poetry, and a...”
– Stephen Chbosky, The Perks of Being a Wallflower (via libraryland)
"Bluebird" by Charles Bukowski
aliszoob:
there’s a bluebird in my heart that wants to get out but I’m too tough for him, I say, stay in there, I’m not going to let anybody see you.
there’s a bluebird in my heart that wants to get out but I pour whiskey on him and inhale cigarette smoke and the whores and the bartenders and the grocery clerks never know that he’s in there.
there’s a bluebird in my heart that ...
