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joelaz:

How To Open A Wine Bottle With A Shoe

It’s a shame I don’t speak French ‘cause I have no idea what all is relevant in this video. Nonetheless, trying it out at the next party I go to.

AMAZING

My French is pretty damn rusty, but I think I got that. Regardless, I always have a tiny corkscrew in my purse. 


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  1. lionecessities reblogged this from joelaz
  2. thrdrate reblogged this from joelaz and added:
    a bottle of wine with a shoe.
  3. jizinyourface reblogged this from alejandriaa
  4. alejandriaa reblogged this from jazzyrae and added:
    This would have been useful 3 weeks ago -_____-
  5. jazzyrae reblogged this from ijusttam and added:
    This would have been useful to know last night when we were waiting on a bottle opener.
  6. ijusttam reblogged this from bjornstar
  7. piccolalolita reblogged this from vivenda
  8. anithought reblogged this from joelaz and added:
    Leave it to the French to figure out how to open a bottle of wine with a shoe. Yay French!
  9. dailyrenegade reblogged this from underpaidgenius and added:
    Useful things, I did not know.
  10. wickedweeknd reblogged this from joelaz and added:
    That would be cool if this is really true.
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  13. konfusionwithak reblogged this from thelocococo and added:
    My French is pretty damn rusty, but I think I got that. Regardless, I always have a tiny corkscrew in my purse.
  14. thelocococo reblogged this from emmaeuphoria
  15. emmaeuphoria reblogged this from nordicsilver and added:
    It’s a shame I don’t speak French ‘cause I have no idea what all is relevant in this video. Nonetheless, trying it out...
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  17. totallynotkelsey reblogged this from blackbutshining and added:
    energyface: joelaz:...How To Open A Wine Bottle With A Shoe Enabling winos in brand new...
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    Servirà senza meno!! :D
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