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Question, Tumblr…

Do you judge actors as people based on the way they kiss while acting? Because I totally do! (Did that make any sense at all…?)

I mean, I judge people in real life based on the way they kiss, too. Of course, I judge people on myriad minute factors. But the largest ones being how they kiss, how they hug, and how they take their coffee. (Oh yes, my dears. How. They take. Their coffee.)

Back to my point: it’s super easy to do that with actors because what form of entertainment these days does not involve some romantic element? Answer: none.

And Benny-boy, here…looks like a damn good kisser if you ask me

(That’s from The Last Enemy, a BBC miniseries that’s available on Netflix Instant Watch, and is, in fact, quite good, my obsession for Benedict Cumberbatch aside.)

Also see: Jude Law? Looks like a fantastic kisser. I can’t even post a photo to show that. Just watch Closer or Alfie or, fuck, even The Holiday, if you haven’t already. (It’s downright criminal if you haven’t seen Closer. Alfie is definitely worth it. The Holiday - eh.) You know what? Go YouTube it. Right now. Go to YouTube, type in “Jude” and “Law” and “kiss” and see what happens. I don’t even know what happens, but I’m betting it’s good.

I can’t be the only person who does this (judge people by how they kiss) but if I am, y’all need to jump on that bandwagon. You wanna really get to know your friends? Get drunk and make out with them. I could teach a freakin class on that. #That’sWhatCollege(AndHighSchool)IsFor!Amirite?!